Technical Support

[~القيصر~]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite

applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .. Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/ Child

Support . I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2 .

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 size=5> and Diamonds 5.0 !

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 . This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system !

Best of luck,

Tech Support

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اشكرك للموضوع والمجهـود

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تقبل مرورى

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القيصر

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دمت مبدع

الى الامام دائما

تحياتي

قمر مصر

[moon14light]

ooooooooh

Is that what you have finally discovered
Is that all about a woman which acting as a wife ?
just a program with some instructions to deal by !!!!!!

If you listened to the Tech support and dealt with your wife as a machine and no more you will never get the comfort you are searching for
my advice is to deal with her as a cute sensitive human being
be compassionate with her so that you don't break her heart
broken hearts have no spare parts

thanks brother

accept my comment
all my greetings
moon14light

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القيصر
تسلم ايدك عالموضوع
انجليزيتي ضعيفة :( وبصراحة مش فاهمة الا بعض الكلمات

يعطيك العافية وشكرا لجهودك

[غرك زمانك@]

~القيصر~

بارك الله فيك

ننتظر جديدك

ودي وتقديري

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المشاركة الأصلية كتبت بواسطة moon14light

ooooooooh

Is that what you have finally discovered
Is that all about a woman which acting as a wife ?
just a program with some instructions to deal by !!!!!!

If you listened to the Tech support and dealt with your wife as a machine and no more you will never get the comfort you are searching for
my advice is to deal with her as a cute sensitive human being
be compassionate with her so that you don't break her heart
broken hearts have no spare parts

thanks brother

accept my comment
all my greetings
moon14light

of course you are talking right
this post for just a joke
but it contains some truth
thanks a lot for cute passing