Funny things about marriage

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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence a life
sentence

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her master

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and
suffering

Married life is full of excitement and frustration: In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year,the
woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBOURS liste

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that instead

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? father: I don't know
son, I'm still paying for it

Son: Is it true Dad? I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her. Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can't face each other, but still they stay together

Before marriage, a man 'yearns' for the woman he loves. After the marriage the "Y" becomes silent

It's not true that married men live longer than single men, it only
seems longer

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing - either the car is new or the wife is