Why Men Are So Happy

[ماكنزي]

WHY MEN ARE SO HAPPY

Your last name stays forever.
The garage is all yours.
The world is your urinal.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Same mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is Rs.99 for three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do festive shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

NO WONDER MEN ARE HAPPIER!!

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looooooooooool

Makenzy I missed u , and also I missed this Forum

but I think u forgit alot of things which they are very important ,,,



Makenzy ,,, Women also are so happy ,,,,


Do not forget that the woman is the mother of the man , also she is sister, his wife also may be his lover , and she will be very happy if he is happy ,,,

because there is a sstrong relationship between them called





Love





this is the fact



Makenzy//

Do not forgite that we Can not live without u , u r our another half,,


Note // you wronged us (men)


not all men stare at women's chest when they are talking to them ...


Really very nice subject


With my best regards


Abu Elfeda

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ماكنزي

trust me females have better benefits lol

i'm glad i'm female

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we can put make up and do ur nails

we arnt considered gay if we have a big collection of shoes

we can pretend we r not strong enough 2 carry heavy stuff.. that way u men will do it 4 us

we can watch a movie and cry infront of our friends

we can cry

men buy us diamonds

men stop there car 2 let us cross the road

we dont have 2 pay on a date

we get cheaper car insurance

girls get in2 some places 4 free an men have 2 pay

we can dress up

we can wear mens clothes without lookin stupid we will look cute

we dont have 2 act macho infont of our friends

we can admit that we adore shopping

we can carry a bag 2 put our stuff in without lookin stupid

we can add height by wearing heals

we wont go bald

we can wear any colours

we have a better dress sense