Egypt Air...هههههههههههه

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السلام عليكم
ازيكم عاملين ايه ؟
كويسين؟
تعالو معايا شوفو
captain Haridi
و هو راكب الطيارة في الخطوط الجوية المصرية..


Egypt Air

zis is your captain Haridi welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Egypt Air.

We apologize for z four days delay in taking off, it was due to bad weazer and some overtime I had to put in at z bakery baking Kaak.

zis is flight 717 to Alexandria Airport. Landing zer is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Egypt. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village !

Egypt Air has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, zat even terrorists are afraid to fly wiz us!

It is wiz pleasure; I announce zat, starting zis year, over 30% of our passengers have reached zeir destination.

If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn zem off in order to make sure you are feeling comfortable!

We regret to inform you, zat today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from z television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Somalia Airlines, where zeir movie will be visible from z right side of z cabin window.

zere is no smoking allowed in zis airplane. Any smoke you see in z cabin is only z early warning system on z engines telling us to slow down!

In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible for z best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.
Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right srough z landmark!

Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt.
For zose of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to z arm of your seat .. And, for zose of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch wiz a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

sanking you all for choosing Egypt Air to fly for z first and last time,
I Wish you a nice trip,

Regards from ...

Captain Haridi

محدش يزعل يا جماعة انا اصلي صعيدي برده ههههههههههه

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وعليكم السلام ورحمة الله وبركاته,,

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