مسجات باللغة الانجليزية ^__^

[اسيرة الصمت]

الســــــ عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته ــــــــلام

مسجات باللغة الانجليزية ^__^

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Q: Heard the Eskimo national anthem?
A: It’s “Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow”.
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Q: Why do reindeers wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work
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Q: What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam
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Q: Did you heard about the sword swallower who went on a diet?
A: He had pins and needles for months
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Q: What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
A: Doug
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Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?
A: Jack
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Q: What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front tooth?
A: Hard cheese!
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Q: Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?
A: Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!
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Q: What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?
A: A flat mate!
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Q: Where did Dr Jekyll find his best friend?
A: In Hyde Park




Good friends are hard to find
harder to leave
and impossible to forget!

You were born in the heavens
up in the sky
sent down to earth
to put a twinkle in my eyes.

Of all the friends I ever met
your the one I wont forget
and if I die before you do
I’ll go 2 heaven & wait 4 you!

كل الشكر والتقدير لي :p