البنات والاولاد

[***القيصر***]

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BOYS & GIRLS



Bank's cash dispenser machines)



Boys:
Drive to the bank, park and go to the Cash Dispenser.
Insert card
Dial code and desired amount
Take the cash, the card and the slip
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Girls:
Drive to the bank
Engine stalled
Check make-up in the mirror
Apply perfume
Manually check haircut
Park the car - failure
Park the car - failure
Park the car - Success
Search for the card in the handbag
Insert card, rejected by the machine
Throw phone card back in handbag,
. Look for bank card.
. Insert Card
. Look for Secret Box (where secret code is written)
in Handbag
. Enter code
. Study instructions for 2 minutes
. #Cancel#
. Re-enter code
. #Cancel#
. Call Boyfriend/husband to get correct the code
. Enter desired amount
. #Error#
. Enter bigger amount
. #Error#
. Enter maximum amount
6. Cross fingers
. Take cash
. Go back to the car
. Check make up in rear mirror
. Look for keys in handbag
. Start car
. Drive 50 meters
. STOP
. Drive back to bank machine
. Go out of the car
. Take card and ticket back from machine
. Go back to the car
. Throw card on passenger seat
. Throw slip on the floor
. Check make up in rear mirror
. Manually check haircut
. Go into roundabout - wrong way
. BRAKE
. Go into roundabout - right way
. Drive 5 kilometers
. Remove hand brake
. Call boyfriend/husband to tell how miserable she
was because of HIM.

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