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قديم 03-07-2006, 06:17 PM   #1
touta
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George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting... read
on.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.

George: Great. Tell me all about it.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling
you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
Condi:

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading
China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.


George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new
leader of
China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead
in
the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You
want
Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who
is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.


George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at
the
U.N.


Condi:
Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars



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